Era 2: Witches, Money & Midterms
Please go vote! 🗳️

Lawson and Don are back and they have a lot to catch up on. Halloween decorations. Plastic surgery hypotheticals. Dentist conspiracies. Donald Trump showing up to the Freeman Coliseum. And a midterm election that actually matters more than most people realize.

This one starts exactly where it should — with Don confessing he once dated a woman exclusively around Halloween and Lawson asking what they're both dressing up as. From there it goes everywhere. Lawson's coven of five witches is back, the levitating pumpkins are returning for year two, R2D2 is stocked with beverages for the adults, and Larry almost died on a ladder last year so we are working on a new installation strategy.

Then we get into the real stuff. What would Lawson and Don do with generational wealth? Lawson wants a 20,000 square foot cottage, all the houses on her cul-de-sac, fog machines, jet black cars, and a legend. Don wants a flat on the River Thames, a ranch in Marfa, land in Nigeria, and for people to create Twitter accounts just to hate him. We also debate dentists, the yellow Listerine, Kris Jenner, and whether facial recognition on your phone is actually the bar for how much work you should get done on your face.

Then we get into the midterms. Trump came to San Antonio and had to curtain off half the Freeman Coliseum. Gina Ortiz Jones is ahead in the polls and apparently making Governor Abbott more nervous than Beto ever did. Luke has memorized the Ken Paxton commercials and is using logic on them. And Lawson has a PSA that she means every single word of.

Texas is not a red state. It is a non-voting state. November 3rd is election day. Go vote.

Real talk. Texas brewed. ☕

Chapters
00:00 Intro
00:32 Brewed Tea: Halloween
02:16 Wife of Dell
04:44 More Money More Faces
10:00 Dentist
22:20 If I Had a Million
34:01 Lawson's Pumpkins
42:51 Hot Tea: Go VOTE!

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