Two Texas Teas

Police, MAGA & Storage Units | Together At Last

Jul 27

Episode 14: Police, MAGA & Storage Units | Together At Last

Season 1 Finale

It finally happened. Lawson and Don are in the same room. πŸŽ‰

For the first time since launching Two Texas Teas in January 2026, your two favorite co-hosts are sitting across from each other in person, at the San Antonio Public Library, with lapel mics, no parking, and absolutely no script. Just vibes. Real talk. And a whole lot of tea.

This one's got everything. Don shows up to San Antonio and a tornado follows. Again. We talk about the curse, the rain, the cows, and Gracie the escaped giraffe. Then Don tells the story of being in his storage unit after hours, listening to Future, when SAPD showed up with guns drawn. Yes, really. We break down what happened, what should have happened, and what it says about policing in San Antonio.

Then we pivot, because that's what we do, to Taylor Swift and Travis getting married, LeBron's agent showing up at the AT&T Center, Project Marvel community meetings happening suspiciously after the Finals, Mayor Jones, Judge Sakai, and why the Spurs need to pony up their own money.

We close out Season 1 with a year in review, a fake proposal, Lawson's MLB stadium tour, and an open invitation to any MAGA conservatives who want to come on the show and tell us why Texas is perfect exactly as it is.

We dare you. πŸ€ β˜•

Real talk. Texas brewed. Season 2 coming soon.


Chapters

00:00 β€” Intro

02:50 β€” Downtown San Antonio Woes

04:12 β€” Ad Break

04:51 β€” Started Jan. 11 2026

06:43 β€” News in the City

11:31 β€” The Curse of Don

13:28 β€” Ad Break

14:09 β€” Storage Units and the Police

20:48 β€” The State of Policing in San Antonio

32:17 β€” Civilians De-Escalate the Situation

35:46 β€” Taylor Swift and Travis

36:30 β€” LeBron James

38:43 β€” Mayor Jones and the Spurs

42:54 β€” Year in Review

45:28 β€” Don is Getting Married β€” Jokes!

46:18 β€” Lawson's MLB Tour

49:04 β€” A Call for MAGA Guests

50:38 β€” The End


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